Episode 4: “COCK DIMENSIONS” *FULL EPISODE ON PATREON*

and also this is a great segue because what we don't do here on cloud farm is hide things that's true farm cloud cock dimensions cock dimensions dimensions Leave it for the recording in progress. No, I missed it. I missed it. I missed it. That was a farm. Can we recreate that? No, absolutely not. Yeah, what's going on? How's ADE? Cloud Farm, episode four. Oh, cold open. I actually had a good cold open idea. I was going to be kind of like, I was going to kind of jadedly be like, kind of jadedly and sort of roughly be like, You listen to the piece of shit. No, wait, fuck. What was it? It was, you listen to the toilet podcast. I'm a piece of shit. And then I was going to launch into all the debauchery and that didn't necessarily happen. Good post today. Good post today. Indeed. Yeah. Good, good, good day for posting. I think the docs is, I mean, it's just, it's dusted. It's, it's happened. There's no turning it back now. It could be someone else. It could be someone else. That's true. But there's no body doubles. Deepfake. Yeah, there's no one's recreating that. No, hell no. I stand alone in this physique. It's too bad, though. I feel like I blew that kind of mystique load pretty early, all things considered. And for what? You should have saved it for death. Open casket. Everyone finally said, oh, fuck, it was that guy. Oh, damn. Loki kind of chiseled with it. yeah he he really cut in those final months by the cancer this is why i don't glow up because in glowing up and unleashing the chiseledness i know i have within me i know that i'm tempted i'm tempting the remorseless scythe of death in a way that i don't want to do you know i reckon if you go too low on the body fat you just get sick all the time it's what's that to fight with it's true man who knows fucking wham

you need resources but now we're both public we're both public figures isn't that wild what a crazy turn of events pubic figures we're pubic figures we are well truly dropped the l i dropped the l um yeah how was ad uh ad consisted of uh i went to a night slugs 15 year event on the saturday you got some slight nugs it was some there was it was i mean there was no wisdom to be found there it wasn't my initiative it was a it was a friend of mine who who whatever like um did all the whatever who kind of like made it happen and i did it sort of like grudgingly i've i've kind of bet i kind of buried that era a little bit it was great it was really informative i love a lot of that music but the show simply wasn't giving it was uh scratch clark uh Bok Bok, Iconica, and a couple of other people. On paper, pretty good. Like, 12 years ago. What was lacking? Just the sound of the music and the way that it felt to hear it. Right, okay. So nothing specific? Overall, it wasn't doing it for you? No, man. You know me. I crave novelty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. Okay, okay, okay. I'm with you. I crave novelty. Right, yeah. I can see that. I can see that. I mean, we're out of ideas. That's why we started doing this. It feels unfair to go after someone else. Indeed. Have you ever listened to that Forte interview where he basically says something to the extent of... He's like, Mark Fisher was right. Music did end with Jungle. All you can do now is innovate on the live show. Basically admitting that his music cannot go beyond the kind of like... purpose-made garden center background foley that he makes. And he's just going to have a live show. If you've seen his live show, it's for children. What is that? In what sense? It's done with this company that called some jellyfish shit. Let's have a look. You need to describe it really vividly using your vocabulary. You know I haven't got that. What?

Your vocabs to the gills. You're brimming with terminology. I'm doing okay. I'm doing okay. What's this company called? Let's have a look. Squid Soup. It's like properly millennial. That's the only way I can describe it. Hang on. I'm going to chuck it in the chat. You can have a little look yourself. But it's like it's very I Has Pizza. I like that. It's like I Has Pizza live show. like but also you know but also just like kind of like fucking dubai like 3d immersive oh you mean what is like colored light shit like it's just like it's fine it's absolutely fine i know a lot of people in amsterdam whose vocation is to make this is to do this oh okay and This is known as an experiential experience, and there's a lot of people who work very hard to produce it. Hey, I'm not saying it's... No, they're wrong to do that. They're wrong to extract any kind of fulfillment from that kind of work. But this is my problem. He said everything's been done, and then he decided to do this. I like the idea, you arrive at sort of like a creative roadblock and you come to the point where you're stagnated, which is fair enough because you're 48 years old or whatever, you know, and your conclusion isn't so much that you've run out of creative juice, but that you've literally innovated as far as music can go. Yeah, exactly, exactly. You're like, you're comparing, I imagine that's how Mozart. I fucking got it in, oh, I'm going to die, I don't know, fucking audio is 34 or something. It's like, it's the problem with all this stuff is it's like the live show equivalent of the selfie museum or like the museum of ice cream, all that kind of shit. It's like the, like you say, like live show experiential experience. Like it, it cynically exists largely for social media and, but not, not, you know, and that, that can be done in a really interesting and exciting way, but it's just, it's kind of like, it's so lazy and lowest common denominator that.

it leaves me feeling nothing and for that to come out of a comment like music's basically been done what's going on man what's what's happening me yeah with me oh i got insomnia in paris and you're taking out on forte on a guy who's who mainly you know what actually i would normally defend forte because i think he's actually quite a good dj like he's got some cuts he's a ledge He can live. He's a fucking ledge, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly, mate. You gotta see Fortet at Fabric. Dude, I mean... No, no, no. And I like to see him doing all this shit with, like, Fred again and whatever. I think he looks like he's having a really nice time. I mean, it was pretty annoying. Oh, yeah, of course. But, like, out of the three of them, I think I'm happiest for Fortet. I'm kind of like, go you, man. He kind of has, like, he... There's something about him that's so, like, neutered, though, in a way that I find... It's a good way of putting it. There's something about all of that shit that's very new to it. Well, they all kind of like lean into this, the kind of like wholesome, kind of wholesome. They're like small bean. They kind of lean into wholesome, small bean type dickless personas in a way that I find really, I want to, I need some, I want to have some fallicism. You know what I mean? You don't have to like show me, you don't have to show me. Yeah, no, no, I see, I see your point. I see your point. I don't want at least the implication of just a raging. tumescent boner like just out of frame you know what i mean and i get the sense yeah yeah if they're if they have dicks at all to the extent they do have dicks they're just cripplingly flaccid that's what it's it's not throb-on no it's throb-off for sure throb-off vibes big throb-off all right all right yeah no i think i'm in a bit of a bad mood yeah i'm probably i'm probably less uh i've noticed this over the last two days actually uh this is how i talk in therapy um No, no, I've been a lot angrier over the last two days. I don't really know what it is. You mean angry? I'm not angrier, but yeah, just a little bit, a little bit. What's it? Is there an... I think I was just really tired. Because, yeah, I got... I had, like, an allergic reaction to some shit in the Airbnb in Paris. I just, like, wasn't sleeping properly. Couldn't, yeah. I think worse than when I was in Dam and I was allergic to the cat. These allergies, man. I feel like you held it together in Dam.

Oh, not the last night. The last night we were both debilitated. No, I actually meant the night when I wasn't at yours. Right, right. I just want, just for the record, we tried to record this episode in Amsterdam. I forgot about that. Of ravaging ourselves and it didn't work. I'm actually relieved that we're both able to formulate sentences right now. Yeah. I actually listened back because I was recording that one on my phone and I was kind of going through the audio recordings on my phone. And I listened back and I don't think it was as bad as we thought it was. I mean, bearing in mind we got 10 minutes in and that was a real effort, real struggle. It wasn't that bad. My skin crawls just thinking about it. It was a bad time. I had a really, really, really low, this wasn't pop related, but I just had a very low 20 minutes in the cab afterwards. Just like, what the fuck am I doing with my life? Like, so in that respect, it was somewhat popular. Dude, what are you talking about? You literally, you DJed at venerable Amsterdam institution, Murmur, and talked to a girl. That was awesome. That's literally, that's XO Tour Live. That's what Lil Uzi Vert talks about. And the chocolate mousse, man. I still think about that shit. Oh, you had a fire-ass mousse at Murmur. Yeah, I've talked about it. That's mostly what, when people have asked about how the last month's been, that's kind of, that's, that's been, that's been where I've kicked things off. Maybe it's a similar situation to Dan, where it's like, there's the odd good thing, but mostly people just aren't interested in interesting shit. That was very much my sense here. I think a lot, like the bulk, with a few exceptions here and there, but just a lot of people just go to Brussels. Brussels is genuinely kind of poppin' music. Yeah. But then I was kind of surprised with that. That call call night we went to was really busy. It was, yeah. I mean, they killed it.

The night of the shushing, by the way, which I raised recently. I forgot about that. Yeah, no, that was fucking outrageous. Getting shushed while giving praise. Not just praise, but sort of like scholarly praise. Shouts out, Korkor. Shouts out, Korkor. No shouts, shushing. Fucking absolute dog shit move. Truly, you don't shush the words of goats. To think of the depth of what we were spewing. I think I was just comparing that band to the Velvet Underground. Unfairly. Very. That was probably excessively high praise. Maybe that was kind of the crux of the shushing. Yeah, maybe like... A little bit overblown what you were saying. They're much closer to Lou Reed's solo work. that much I would maybe that was it Paris aside Paris was good I then just spent the next two days on no sleep wandering around Paris trying to look at everything trying to go to the Louvre trying to go to the Pompidou trying to do other shit and just being too tired to do any of it and the queues were fucking enormous and the metro doesn't I don't know if you had this but the metro just doesn't work you try to buy a ticket and all the car machines go down And then there's these enormous queues to try and buy a ticket. So you end up just having to squeeze through the barriers and bump the train to get anywhere. Couldn't be me. Wasn't me, in fact. Well. I'd rather just not go to my destination than break any kind of public transport rule. No, missing with that. I think that's my main transgression these days. Then you need to answer these freaking AMAs with some deeply subversive shit. Okay, cool. I'll finally reap some allegations. It's about time. The allegations are coming thick and fast, actually. Many of them have taken the form of AMA questions. Some topics are hard to approach. Either the subjects are inaccessible.

Or people are uncomfortable discussing them. If you were alone in a room with conjoined twins, what would you ask? Hello, I'm Cristiano Ronaldo. You can ask me anything. So for those of you who are uninitiated, AMA, ask me anything. It's kind of a Redditism. Shout out to the Reddit heads. r slash news, r slash funny, r slash politics, r slash slash so that just happened. r slash indie heads. r slash am I the asshole? am i the um you can you can you can recognize real am i the head by the fact that they call it aita the i the i i e tester communities true oh i need to i need to check that out really we're getting a lot of traffic coming through from there oh that's true that it's the ian kim jugs thing that that link is quickly drawn So we put out the word to you nutty, to you nutty MS, to you freaking loons who are in any way invested in this podcast to ask us anything. And boy, oh boy, did you ever do it? There's some real sickos out there. Some real psychopaths to think that they also have some of the sensitivity required to listen to even half the music that we were also into is just, I mean, the shocking to me, not just how they, they're not just psychos, but they're psychos with a heart. And I think that's kind of the target audience. Yeah, we do. You guys really delivered. Rob, I have an AMA question for you right now. All right, let's hit it. Is capitalism going to eat itself? Yeah, weird. Funny one to start with. Do we know who this came from? I should have written the names down. Let's not put them on blast. These guys have a lot to hide and a lot to be ashamed for. I think, yeah. And a lot of skin conditions from what I've seen. Yeah. Sending strength and solidarity, as the left says. Yes. It will. But I think only in the sense that all systems eventually eat themselves. As long as they are, you kind of have greed and exploitation. So, yes. But I don't think...

I don't think that's exclusive to capitalism. I think that's on all systems. Kind of a hedging-ass answer, Rob. Paint us a scenario. What happens when the dust settles? How are we to rebuild? Okay, when capitalism eases up, how do we rebuild? I think everyone goes back. So we live only on aquatic cities. We're seasteading. We're seasteading, but just with big sound systems. So we're sound and seasteading. hell yeah yeah yeah and you're fed purely on vibes only same-sex marriages oh my god so there's one there's one generation and then it's over well actually i heard that i mean i i haven't done the deepest dive on this nor have i attempted this myself but apparently you can um extract viable reproductive, I guess like a sperm alternative from the female spine? The spinal column? Sperm alternative? Like oat milk? I guess, yeah, kind of. I don't know how that works. Theoretically, you could just be a self-sustaining, self-reproducing... Okay, hang on, hang on. What's this sperm alternative called? I think you can extract some kind of viable reproductive substance from the female spine. Unless this is... This isn't Cap. I'm sure I saw this. Wait, where do you think you saw it? I don't know. On my spine forums. Oh, r slash spine. Just... I encourage you all to do your own research before you draw your conclusions. Maybe, but this seems just to be like research papers. Female external genitalia is fascinating due to the fact it is made up of both the urinary tract and reproductive structures. I've been saying that for years. Yeah, you have. Title of your next album, I reckon. This is a relief. I really wish you knew where this came from. Well, I'm just glad that it's not as definitive as I made it out to be and there's still value to be extracted from cum.

Just classic cum. Hursory Googles are getting us nowhere here. So... We'll put it... We'll table it. We'll capitalismate itself. My answer is cum. The answer is cum. I'm going to say... I'm also going to sit on the fence and say we're going to do a full socioeconomic deep dive episode. 10. Where we'll address this in full. and just nail some concrete answers down. I suppose what we could do now is one of those incredibly long, rigid definitions of who and what we are politically by means of saying how we feel about capitalism. My answer is calm. Next question. You stole my answer. Yeah, so Rob, Union Jack, problematic or litty? Obviously litty. I think this is... Yes, yeah, yeah, it is, it is. I guess you can talk about this a bit more, because it doesn't have anything to do with you. This is, I remember when we did this, when we did our first take, where my mind just completely melted, and it just, I read the kind of form sentences. So, I guess we, me and a few other people played Set Willich, like, two weeks ago. and uh in london and uh the promoter the poster the flyer or whatever they put together for the event featured very prominently union jack this guy's from montreal's and is he goes by online threat and this was rejected by the venue owners for i don't know uh implying problematic colonialism or something And needless to say, one of our more integrity having friends flew into a rage. And needless to say, I was being kind of a cowardly diplomat and advised him to just put it aside. And needless to say, he didn't. And needless to say, I need to develop that level of spine. A, such that I can extract cum alternative fluid from it. And B, such that I don't get cucked about by venues in future. Rob's currently wearing a Union Jack hoodie.

More of that. My answer to that is that the Union Jack is very fucking litty. Patriotum is making a comeback, I feel like. I feel like I'm seeing more bulldogs around and more tweed. Well, not XL bullies. Not XL, really? What? Oh, do you know about that? They're outlawing them or some shit because they're more children. Do they? Yeah, but so does this podcast and we're still going. Yeah, but we're also... Yeah, we're getting stronger. Hell yeah, we are. Okay, well, solidarity with XL Bulldogs. Also getting outlawed. Yeah, Litty. Obviously, Litty, you can't... With the exception of a few symbols, most symbols can have multiple meanings attached to them. It seems bizarre. Nuanced and concise. Powerful. I think... Okay, so just devil's advocate. What? Okay. The Union Jack is only problematic insofar as it's aesthetically displeasing. I don't think it's aesthetically displeasing. I think it's iconic. And you know what else is iconic? Colonialism. I say let's bring it back. But what if this time we colonize like Norway? Interesting. And we raid their lingonberries and defile their fjords. I don't know. One to consider. Well, I guess you could have that in the form of... So you have lots of climate migration over the next 100 years and loads of people are forced from countries that are closer to the equator or countries that get covered in water and all of the northern European countries that will have much more livable climates then all of a sudden just get overrun by people trying to escape climate. whatever they're like climate migrants who are trying to escape horrific conditions they try and put up all these walls but it doesn't work they get overrun that would then be your new form of uh colonization so it's coming it's coming either way man i wouldn't worry about it you're you're uh saying okay but you're that's i'm i'm i my preferred form of colonialism is much more base and aggressive right right okay so you just want right you want raiding

I want pillaging and whatever the other thing is that's normally paired with pillaging. I forget what it is in this case to me. There's no need to think too hard about what that is. Pillaging and the other thing. So yeah, Rob wants nuanced colonialism. I want sort of barbaric raiding-based colonialism. Are you at all familiar with BAP? As in... Bronze Age Pervert. I've never gone deep. Yeah, no, I wondered where you had with him. I hadn't either. I had a friend who was really into him and would always... crack jokes um but i kind of never went into it and then i realized recently he's got like a load of media attention like getting written about in like mainstream magazines all this kind of stuff so i started looking into it today and yesterday and uh it seems like he talked he talks about a lot of this kind of stuff um literally the best societies were the ones that came and kind of uh like you said um i didn't say the first thing oh yeah so sorry you didn't um for And also it didn't even occur to me and it still hasn't. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you don't even know what that is. What is? And so, and he kind of says all these things, but he's ostensibly a guy who like lives in South America somewhere, kind of just writing on his laptop. So he's got, he's got, he's got a long way to go, but maybe you, maybe, maybe you guys could team up on your new, your new colonialism. I don't know. Yeah, you'd have to get chiseled, though. This is the thing. This is actually what I was thinking. You have to get super aesthetic. I can make that happen. I think it's time. I think it absolutely is time. Who are you going to get as your personal trainer? Pass. Someone hilarious. Someone hilarious, preferably. If Lizzo yelled at you to eat a banana out of a pussy, would you do it? Now, this is, I remember, this is Rishabh. I'm putting him on blast. Rishabh, a.k.a. Shubzy. So I've put some thought to this. This has obviously been a point of contention. This is discussed at some length in our Ian episode. Ian Kim Judd, Cloud Forum episode one, full episode available on Patreon. Oh, he's also got a new label.

What's that all about? Oh, yeah. Yeah, true. OSST. OSST. I mean, if you want to be literal. Yeah, man. The other Joe thing drops, I forget when, like soon. Now this is media. Now this is media. I've heard the album. It's beautiful. would you eat a banana out of deep dish banana uh i mean this was really topical when we put out the ama call but i don't know maybe it'll be timeless maybe that i feel like it has all the makings of a timeless ass incident like maybe this is the lizzo telling that whoever staff member to eat a banana out of out of a pussy was kind of her aussie eating a bat moment or something yeah yeah okay yeah i had not thought of that but yeah okay that's that's the one that that's the one that time remembers exactly it's like it feels difficult to transcend in a way um so like but maybe to be iconic in the same way that aussie cemented metal being scary and having this like and this like mystique maybe eating a banana out of lizzo's pussy is the aussie eating a bat out of i don't know like the neutered american wine mom libtard core you know isn't that like what that's what lizzo kind of is i guess right I think so. This is the weird thing. I've never listened to any of her music or anything like that before, so I don't really know myself. It's one of those artists where I was more familiar with her image than I was of her music. So on my answer, it wouldn't give me a throb-on, so I'm going to say no, I wouldn't do it. why would it why does it why are you sexualizing eating anything out of a pussy that that sounds like if if my lips are that close then it probably is sexualized let's let's be real we live very different lives rob we live very different lives really i wouldn't eat a banana out of a pussy but i also just wouldn't really eat a banana out of any kind of receptacle i think that's the main beef i have but that doesn't make any sense like it's just it's a manual it's a melee meal it seems like needless mess and a waste of

silverware and or um so so really it's it's an efficiency question for you completely yeah so what's the most efficient orifice do you reckon most efficient orifice to eat a banana out of your own yeah the mouth you don't eat it you don't eat it out of your own mouth well you're gonna regurgitate it and then pull it back in and regurgitate and pull it baby this is semantics this is this is semantics i don't want to give The satisfaction of saying that I would do this. I've said my piece. Well, you haven't said your piece because the next question, would you rather eat a banana or a cucumber out of a pussy with Lizzo yelling at you? With Lizzo yelling at you. Okay, would you rather eat a banana or a cucumber out of a pussy with Lizzo yelling at you? So the punctuation here is kind of the pitfall of the question. And this is where Rishabh has miscalculated. Because if you take this at face value, the options presented are... Option one, would you rather eat a banana? Or option two, would you eat a cucumber out of a pussy with Lizzo yelling at you? So on a technicality, I'm going to take option one, namely simply eating banana. But I think just for the sake of being comprehensive, Rob, you should take the cucumber pussy yelling scenario. So full thing, I said it's going to depend on if I'm bulking or I'm cutting. Cucumber, low calorie, banana, high calorie. I'm thinking, I'm thinking after all this back, I'm thinking about a bulk. I'm really, really bulking up to get with the times that seem to be ahead of us. So I'm going to go banana. Okay. So Lizzo and her receptacle ass pussy, once again, falling by the wayside. If that's not the mark of irrelevance and I don't know what the, I don't know what the hell ass is. Okay. There's also, there's another follow up. it's getting a bit tedious all this it's kind of like it's kind of taking the novel the it's kind of trivializing the word pussy in a way that i don't think i'm comfortable with well i mean we can we can maybe skip over this one because i actually don't really understand it truth or dare lizzo yelling at you to eat a banana out of a pussy this is a lizzo pussy nana fugue he is in a glizzo hole he is

Truth or death, there's no yelling at you to eat a banana out of a... Yeah, fuck that. I really like that it's all lowercase as well. Okay, is Pitbull really Mr. Worldwide if he has a stamp from Israel in his passport? Now, this is one that aged incredibly well. They didn't know how topical this would become. Yeah, fucking firing. Who is this from? I don't know. What's Israel? Oh, I'm sorry, you mean Palestine? Yeah. i said it so i'll revisit this question in a few weeks slash months possibly years depending how long this whole this climate drags on um but as yet i i just it's so difficult to choose a side isn't it it's just so difficult and with that said i think we fucking slayed that question uh some person asked are filipinos the best race well the best race is the monaco grand prix my friend yep Oh, solid. I mean, what would a race be to, because there's multiple ways to interpret this question in dodging, in sort of sidestepping. Although, you know what? I think you can just say a best race. That's fine. I mean, I do do that ranking on most mornings. And I have to say, white people are on a hot streak. But I do feel a bit of a vibe shift. I don't want to put my hat, or should I say my yarmulke? in any given ring. It's hard to say where it'll go. But what would a race be? So ethnicity aside, what would a race be to a Filipina? Because the way I see it, the kinds of races that Filipinos would most excel at would be who can sort of chug a pile of spam the fastest while decapitating a low-level meth dealer, maybe like crocodile wrestling or whatever. I think they've got a lot of crazy wildlife over there. They've got crocodiles in the Philippines. Yeah, fuck yeah, they do. Do they have the ones with the really thin, tiny snares? Well, I mean, there certainly isn't a podcast to pursue that question. If you know that answer, message me on LinkedIn or Rob could Google it. These are pressing questions. Oh yeah, there's a whole species of Philippine crocodile.

fuck man i thought literally it was like america and india had crocodiles and that was it this is why we pod man yeah you're right i'm learning a lot fucking huge jesus and actually no now i think about it there was that chronic video where he's like on top of a on top of an alligator of some sort i think that was in africa so there we go once again um Your ignorance is being eroded episode by episode. That's why we do this. Yeah. Filipinos aren't a race. So I'm going to go with my original answer and say the Monaco Grand Prix. All right. I'm going to go and say I'm putting Filipinos up there. My studio mate in my third year of uni was an English Filipino guy. And he just used to call me a colonizer all the time. You did it to the Philippines? No, I think I was the only English white guy in the studio. So I'd just be like, oh, Robbie fucking colonizer all the time. And that was kind of our vibe. But he was a good dude. We recorded some music together. Wonderful guy. Do you have a name? Charles Mendoza. Big up, Charles. He'll never listen to this. Mendoza's a sick name. This is kind of what's sick about the Philippines as well, because it was a Spanish colony. So you've got this. You've got this kind of incredible overlap of like, I guess, like an East Asian culture with like that kind of like Latin flair, which is sort of a bullfightery undertone to their names. Yeah. Well, yeah, exactly. He was like fully Filipino. I had the son in Mendoza. Okay. You know what? The Filipino just went up a couple of notches in my estimation. You say you're doing this ranking every morning. More or less. Who was hitting this morning? That's for the paid. Oh, that's paid. behind the paywall. I'll review. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, but let's just say if you're Hispanic, you might gusta the outcomes I've said too much. So is pretty V the most important artist in the world? No, that would be Banksy and Shonda Rhimes and maybe boy genius, assuming boy genius and Shonda Rhimes aren't Banksy. Um, but I, I think,

Preview comes pretty close. He's, like, not on the podium, but he's in the conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He made it to the final. Definitely. Who was that from? I don't know. Again, you don't know. All right, you genuinely don't know. No. I know some of them just by tone and poor syntax and just general kind of subject matter, but this one... Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I can never tell whether or not he's having a breakdown on Twitter. He just like right before this episode, he was going off about some, some guy like create a director or something of Alex, like the brand. Yes. Yeah. I saw this earlier today. I've completely forgotten the guy's name now, but yeah, the Alex guy, Matthew Williams, I'm assuming. It's kind of, I kind of rate that they do that, that they, that they go that grassroots by just like offering to give people that they like kind of swaggy, cool, like up and coming artists who they fuck with like free gear. Yeah. Yeah, it's sick. So the answer is pretty be just buck up and just if the drip trickles your way, just open your mouth and fucking quench yourself. Don't be uppity about it. You know what I mean? You feel me? Yeah, sorry, dude. I've got totally waylaid looking at this all this shit he's tweeting now. this is what i mean i can't i can't figure out if it's like is he just like really angry or is it he has like he's one of those like odd like he just has sort of a world of his own like his his sort of like operating logic is really really like idiosyncratic and specific to him yeah and like unbelievably insular really insular but in a way that it's probably like to overthink it is to fall into the trap that that yeah no it's like but some what matters to me is the music fucking rocks the music is incredibly good i've got to say i saw him live earlier in the year and i i don't know if it was good or not i'm undecided do you know i still can't really figure it out but i think you made a good point maybe we can come back to this later on the paid bit but that like you know it was like one of his first live shows and people need people need time and you know quite often

People are getting a lot of attention online before they're even really playing proper live shows. Was it just him singing? It was meant to be him playing with the piano and then rapping and singing at certain different points and then he had a girl DJing for him. But it was super chaotic and I got the impression that maybe he was really drunk or something. Pretty V, we hope you get the help you need. With your life set, mostly. With that, yeah. Just get it together. Just make a spectacle of yourself. Worst case scenario. Poo poo pee pee mode. What's that fucking guy? What's that punk guy called again? Fuck, what's he called? The poo poo peeer guy. The poo pee pee poo. The guy who poos and pees. Pooed and peed. Gigi Allen. Oh. Do that at the ICA. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And in the interim, stream Dame by Pretty V. Stream Rick got a mortified. Stream She Want to Get Married. He has a lot of bangers. Yeah, he's a sick artist, no doubt. I feel like also he's done something that very few artists... He's put out the amount of music and in a range of sounds that it takes most artists 10 or 20 years to do, and he's done it in four or five. For real. And you know what would be a really good idea? I think people should... actively double down on the dean blunt comparison i think i'm gonna do it to him um and i think that's something that he will probably take to heart and appreciate and not come to resent within the second time that it's mentioned so double down that comparison any artist who's kind of like who has a enigmatic persona who's black and his music kind of like straddles a lot of genre lines they're dean blunt um so that's my answer um favorite type of septic tank i have i have I have none. Not a good question, to be honest. Okay, well, my answer, a favorite of a septic tank, whoever, the mouth of the dad of whoever asked this question, that's my answer. So, at what point, someone asks, at what point will you start your own band, Pub Macedonia? Now, see, this is a Bar Italia reference. Only instead of Bar, they've said Pub, and instead of Italia, they said Macedonia.

So I have beef with this because in order for this to be completely consistent in terms of the internal logic of the name Bar Italia, again, that's really the precedent we're setting. Bar Macedonia. Macedonia would need to be Macedonia, quote unquote, in Macedonian. Yes. So on that technicality alone, I don't think I feel comfortable answering this question. Also, isn't it North Macedonia now or something? I know this from football. Again, it's one for Pitbull, really. How worldwide is he? Because maybe there's multiple Macedonians he needs to hit. I will say that Bar Italia is also like a coffee shop or an old Italian espresso bar in Soho somewhere. It's quite famous. I went to it once recently because the name made me laugh. I'm assuming that's what they're named after. I feel like you've got to find something that... what works in the same way that has that name but then also uh tap room romania another option well it would have to be romanian romanian again yeah yeah of course yeah yeah why you're falling into the same trap that this this oh no no i've fallen into exactly the same trap but like the hole is quite comfortable and uh all right but hang on let's look up romania in romanian I'm just paying for this shit. Pull it up, man. Pull it up. It's just Romanian. With different accents over the letters. Okay, do you want to attempt that accent? No. We can give it a go, can't we? So, you know, the same way that when you say Bar Italia, you say it in kind of like, I'm not going to do the accent. But, you know, you do it and you give it kind of a Mediterranean lilt, don't you? That's how those guys say it. All right. Well, I think we fucking nailed that question. Yeah, fantastic. What's next? I've always wondered how many admins there are and if y'all come from different countries.

i think this is an mk related question this sounds like an mks related question so there is one there's only one admin and he's me but i mean i can i mean i had just there's a i have a lot of unplumbed of unexplored depth and i'm really multifaceted and i contain multitudes probably more than most types of admins so again like at face value there's one but um yeah fuck you next question I think there's 15 admins. You just can't admit it. Do you not think it's done for child labor? I have no comment. Is Durag the skinny jeans of Beanie? Durag, I mean, sometimes I'll see a guy wearing skinny jeans. I mean, a Durag is the skinny jeans of Beanie in the same sense that you'll see a guy wearing skinny jeans. and be like wave check and then you kind of like force him to take his skinny jeans off and then you inspect their penis and balls in the same way right okay yeah yeah so yeah the answer is yes the answer is yes absolutely that's um a pretty like one-to-one uh analogy so it isn't to do with the relationship between durag and skinny jeans if so what's the trousers that go with beanie No, I think they're asking, to them they're saying the skinny jeans equivalent, or the legwear equivalent to a beanie. Wait, what am I saying? Exactly, it's confusing. Is the durag the skinny jeans a beanie? Is the durag the skinny jeans? I don't know, man. Sometimes I just look at guys' penis and balls and I say wavejack. Yeah, that's understandable. because people can use a you know people people like to hide things nowadays and also this is a great segue because what we don't do here on cloud farm is hide things that's true farm cloud cock dimensions cock dimensions that was cock dimensions

and it's it simply says cock dimensions and this is the first question we got and definitely i mean yeah so i would like to again like this is